The Feats of LOOUNCH, All-American Bull Terrier!

It is the nature of alien abductions that one feels confused for an indeterminate time after being returned to Earth. It should not be surprising, then, that it is not clear if LOOUNCH is immortal, or a time traveler. Perhaps there is little difference. Whatever the case, or the reason, there can be no arguing that since LOOUNCH’s abduction by aliens, little has made sense back on our home planet. Here at Positive Canine Guidance, we have been combing photographic records both public and private, and we finally have the evidence to prove that LOOUNCH has the power to transfer his molecules between the dimensions of time and space. Not since Remo Williams has an American Hero of this caliber appeared: Rock musician of inestimable talent and influence, and secret agent and saboteur, Positive Canine Canine Guidance is proud to present: The Feats of LOOUNCH!

LOOUNCH as puppy — Only an alien influence could produce such cuteness.

LOOUNCH and Winston — Time-traveling to influence history in favor of the United States of America!

LOOUNCH and Heater — Jamming with Seattle rock legends The Heat(er)s, an important American band!

LOOUNCH with Patton — Patton and Chief Advisor for USA forces in the European Theater, LOOUNCH

LOOUNCH in Egypt — Once LOOUNCH joined the Egyptian protests, President Mubarak knew it was time to go...

LOOUNCH, Sheen, and the Godesses... — LOOUNCH came home for a shot of American tiger blood before his next mission...

SA LOOUNCH in Libya — American Secret Agent LOOUNCH in Libya, inspecting the tanks.

LOOUNCH in Tsunami — Japan's Tsunami caught even LOOUNCH by surprise.

LOOUNCH and Moammar — Moammar thinks Double Agent LOOUNCH is his friend... this can only end one way.

LOOUNCH and rainbow — Back in his beloved USA, LOOUNCH relaxes in a rare peaceful moment.

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Loouch is one busy pooch. It’s a good thing he’s sending back reports from his time & distance travels. Maybe he’ll uncover great secrets of the universe during today’s blog hop.