Are you ready to bring your dog training skills to the next level?
Are you ready to become a Certified PACT Leader?
The Dog Guy School for Certified Passive Aggressive Canine Training Leadership Skills is now open!
Introductory-level certification includes passive-aggressive basics like,
“My other dog would sit for me.”
“Don’t you think it would be better if you laid down?”
Moving on into more advanced topics:
*Techniques for appealing to their sense of pride.
*Referencing lapsed religious views.
and the all-time classic,
“I feed you, I transport you, and all I ask in return is…”
That’s right, for the low, low price of $250, you too can become a Certified Passive Aggressive Canine Training Leader, allowing you the title of PACT-L!
Or, if you feel you aldeady have these basic and advanced skills, join our expert level classes to earn your PACT-LX where we will explore:
*Appealing to their moral duty.
*Comparing and contrasting the feral condition.
and the nuclear option,
A laminated list of nations where dogs are served as a delicacy!
–Michael Nichols, CPDT-KA, PACT-LX