Be a PACT Leader!

PACT Leader

Are you ready to bring your dog training skills to the next level?

Are you ready to become a Certified PACT Leader?

The Dog Guy School for Certified Passive Aggressive Canine Training Leadership Skills is now open!

Introductory-level certification includes passive-aggressive basics like,

“My other dog would sit for me.”

and

“Don’t you think it would be better if you laid down?”

Moving on into more advanced topics:

*Techniques for appealing to their sense of pride.

*Referencing lapsed religious views.

and the all-time classic,

“I feed you, I transport you, and all I ask in return is…”

That’s right, for the low, low price of $250, you too can become a Certified Passive Aggressive Canine Training Leader, allowing you the title of PACT-L!

Or, if you feel you aldeady have these basic and advanced skills, join our expert level classes to earn your PACT-LX where we will explore:

*Appealing to their moral duty.

*Comparing and contrasting the feral condition.

and the nuclear option,

A laminated list of nations where dogs are served as a delicacy!

–Michael Nichols, CPDT-KA, PACT-LX

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